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Fish Jokes That’ll Make You Snorkel With Laughter
Fishy Fun: Ten Jokes That’ll Make You Snorkel With Laughter
What’s a fish’s favourite musical instrument? — The bass guitar, naturally.
Why did the fish get bad grades? — Because it was below sea level.
How do fish always know how much they weigh? — They have their own scales!
Why didn’t the shrimp share its treasure? — Because it was a little shellfish.
What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? — Swimming trunks!
Why don’t fish do well in school? — They’re always swimming in circles.
Where do fish go to borrow money? — The prawn shop.
How do shellfish get around town? — In a clam-borghini.
What did the fish say when it hit a wall? — Dam!
Why are fish so smart? — Because they spend all day in schools.
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